Smoked Oysters

Tonight I had my first smoked Oyster. Some of you may be laboring under the delusion that smocked oysters are good. I can now tell you that you are mistaken. The test results don't lie. Besides, you read it here on the internet, and if it was on the internet it must be true, right? Nasty disgusting things they are. What was the walrus thinking? The time may have come "to talk of other things", however his conversation skills were sadly misguided. If you needed no help identifying the allusion, or whatever it was, you get a gold star!