The Birds and the Bees for Computer Nerds

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess on e day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, 9 months later a little pop-up appeared that said: You've got male!"