Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Big One

That’s right. As of today you all only have one more year to put your lives in order and get ready for the end of the world predicted for next year on this day. Of course this is just conjecture based on the Mayan calendar. Only time will tell if anything will come of this or if it’s just one more in the ever increasing list of false alarms. I think I’ll be ready just in case.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Human Remote

It didn’t take us long to figure out how to change the TV channel ourselves. First we tried using a broom handle, but apparently the buttons are of a new-fangled variety that are skin touch activated and so that didn’t work. Then we learned to boost somebody up so they could reach the buttons with their fingers. We have to do this quickly and clandestinely as possible for if we’re caught – which we have been – then we lose the TV for a whole day.